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Edited by CAMMCAM:
1/14/2015 10:35:04 PM
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Wife cuts husband's penis off...
TWICE.
She finds out he has a mistress and waits for the father of her 5 children to go to sleep.
She cuts it off with a pair of scissors.
He was rushed to the hospital and they were able to sew it back on.
The wife then comes into the hospital and cuts it off AGAIN! This time, throwing it out of the window.
She runs outside and the husband follows, naked, to beat the shit out of her.
They were unable to find the cut off penis and think that an animal ran off with it.
Wow, some luck.
What say you?
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[quote]Doctors were unable to find the missing organ. Police believe a stray animal may have taken it.[/quote] [quote]Police believe a stray animal may have taken it[/quote] [quote]stray animal may have taken it[/quote] [quote]stray animal[/quote] I'm not gonna lie, that was hilarious.
