I have to babysit a bunch of new employees today. Aka, play with my phone while I make them do stuff. Please post jokes, and I will rate them, and also post jokes.
#1: What temperature are Jedi?
[spoiler]Luke warm.[/spoiler]
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So guy and a girl decide to go to prom together. He has to buy the tickets so he waits in line at the student store and buys the tickets. He then has to buy the flowers so he goes to a nearby flower store, waits in line and then bus the flowers. The night of prom comes and the couple is all excited. The get to prom, wait in line and they get inside. They dance for awhile, they both get tired And she asks him to get punch to drink. He goes to the punch bowl and there's no punch line.