I have to babysit a bunch of new employees today. Aka, play with my phone while I make them do stuff. Please post jokes, and I will rate them, and also post jokes.
#1: What temperature are Jedi?
[spoiler]Luke warm.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Nverted-Angel: 1/15/2015 8:11:42 PMPlaying 400 hours of a game and then complaining that the developer lied to you and cheated you is like complaining about sucking 40 dicks because someone told you the first one was a Popsicle.
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What is long and black [spoiler]KFC line[/spoiler]
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A Titan hunter and warlock are in a desert on Mars after a long battle. Each are struggling to stay alive. The warlocks left arm and right leg were cut off the hunter only had his body head and right arm left and the Titan was missing his legs. Hunter: dude we're gonna die Warlock: I know, it sucks Hunter: wish my phone was charged, we could spend our last minutes entertained Warlock: think a cabal stole my phone Titan: my phones dead too Titan: *jabs phone into right arm *titans phone charges Warlock and hunter look at each other Shoulder charge.
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What's a pirate's favorite letter? [spoiler]Everyone: "R!" You'd think so. But it's actually the C...[/spoiler]
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So guy and a girl decide to go to prom together. He has to buy the tickets so he waits in line at the student store and buys the tickets. He then has to buy the flowers so he goes to a nearby flower store, waits in line and then bus the flowers. The night of prom comes and the couple is all excited. The get to prom, wait in line and they get inside. They dance for awhile, they both get tired And she asks him to get punch to drink. He goes to the punch bowl and there's no punch line.
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Where do people go to get balls for playing?