* Super strong buff tense {insert word that makes man seem really strong here} Walks into bar*
*Smashes glasses and chairs like hulk*
*Everyone in bar is scared of the Hulk monster and doesn't try to annoy him*
*One person calls him out (you)*
OI YOU! TUBBY BASTARD!....
...Post what you will do next.
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In my younger years, I'd fight him. Now that I'm older, wiser, and my scar collection complete, I'd buy the guy all his drinks and ask if he'd like to talk about his problem. Maybe he came home early from the gym and caught his girl and best friend bumping uglies.