[b]THIS JUST IN:[/b]. A rare species of raccoon with two penises has been spotted terrorizing school children in a small European town. When asked to describe the creature they say the could [i]hardly[/i] tell what it was at first. One account witness said "It was just a big floppy mess". Another eye witness recalling the fearless creature as "really bushy and possibly an Asian species". We'll have more as the story continues to develop [i]coming up[/i] at 11'oclock.