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Edited by CAMMCAM:
1/14/2015 10:35:04 PM
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Wife cuts husband's penis off...
TWICE.
She finds out he has a mistress and waits for the father of her 5 children to go to sleep.
She cuts it off with a pair of scissors.
He was rushed to the hospital and they were able to sew it back on.
The wife then comes into the hospital and cuts it off AGAIN! This time, throwing it out of the window.
She runs outside and the husband follows, naked, to beat the shit out of her.
They were unable to find the cut off penis and think that an animal ran off with it.
Wow, some luck.
What say you?
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2 RepliesEdited by Erkyo: 1/14/2015 11:45:53 PM[b]THIS JUST IN:[/b]. A rare species of raccoon with two penises has been spotted terrorizing school children in a small European town. When asked to describe the creature they say the could [i]hardly[/i] tell what it was at first. One account witness said "It was just a big floppy mess". Another eye witness recalling the fearless creature as "really bushy and possibly an Asian species". We'll have more as the story continues to develop [i]coming up[/i] at 11'oclock.
