TWICE.
She finds out he has a mistress and waits for the father of her 5 children to go to sleep.
She cuts it off with a pair of scissors.
He was rushed to the hospital and they were able to sew it back on.
The wife then comes into the hospital and cuts it off AGAIN! This time, throwing it out of the window.
She runs outside and the husband follows, naked, to beat the shit out of her.
They were unable to find the cut off penis and think that an animal ran off with it.
Wow, some luck.
What say you?
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Edited by Jaaake AU: 1/14/2015 10:20:36 PMI read this last night but was waiting to get back to my PC to make a thread. Booooo! But I don't even know. I understand being extremely upset in such a circumstance but... You know. Both the man and the woman sound like [i]amazing[/i] people