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Edited by CAMMCAM:
1/14/2015 10:35:04 PM
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Wife cuts husband's penis off...
TWICE.
She finds out he has a mistress and waits for the father of her 5 children to go to sleep.
She cuts it off with a pair of scissors.
He was rushed to the hospital and they were able to sew it back on.
The wife then comes into the hospital and cuts it off AGAIN! This time, throwing it out of the window.
She runs outside and the husband follows, naked, to beat the shit out of her.
They were unable to find the cut off penis and think that an animal ran off with it.
Wow, some luck.
What say you?
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And I watched a penis dissection in anatomy today, not a good day for men
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It's alright, I've cut mine off and two more grew in its place, he'll heal.
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Was expecting Florida couple, kinda disappointed...
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Great way for the dude to get pity sex......wait
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2 RepliesEdited by TwoGZ: 1/14/2015 11:01:04 PMPity they couldn't find it. Then she could have gone for a hat-trick.
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*100*
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I am reconsidering getting married.
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9 RepliesEdited by U124926: 1/14/2015 10:09:56 PMI bet she doesn't get more than five years at most because she's a woman.
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7 RepliesI heard that if you got a boner, and your dick had a cut in it. You'd die in seconds. Is that true?
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Once I understand, but that bitch wouldn't fool me twice.
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Edited by Super Janemba: 1/14/2015 10:38:48 PMWhat... The... -blam!- This makes my Dingaling scared.
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That is amazing.
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10 RepliesOh god.... This -blam!-ing scares me. I actually grabbed onto my penis not letting it go reading that article the entire time. X( The -blam!- is wrong with that bitch? Shit dude.
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1 ReplyYa that's pretty shitty to find your spouse doing that kind of stuff but does it warrant getting your penis cut off? Nah.
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Edited by DTL: 1/14/2015 10:20:41 PMI wanna give that woman a high-five, personally. That's some gangsta ass shit right there.
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Regret.
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Edited by Jaaake AU: 1/14/2015 10:20:36 PMI read this last night but was waiting to get back to my PC to make a thread. Booooo! But I don't even know. I understand being extremely upset in such a circumstance but... You know. Both the man and the woman sound like [i]amazing[/i] people
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1 ReplyWait they just let the woman come into the hospital room after she just cut off his dick?
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 1/14/2015 10:23:18 PMDamn.
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1 ReplyMan, that guy must have been a real dick to her.
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3 RepliesThat's why you don't cheat lol
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Yeah she should be hung by her entrails
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The 90's are back!!!
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(0_0) Well, least we know why he cheated.
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What the heck?
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1 ReplyHow...was the wife not in jail, or at [i]least[/i] in police custody after the first incident..?
