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Edited by CAMMCAM:
1/14/2015 10:35:04 PM
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Wife cuts husband's penis off...
TWICE.
She finds out he has a mistress and waits for the father of her 5 children to go to sleep.
She cuts it off with a pair of scissors.
He was rushed to the hospital and they were able to sew it back on.
The wife then comes into the hospital and cuts it off AGAIN! This time, throwing it out of the window.
She runs outside and the husband follows, naked, to beat the shit out of her.
They were unable to find the cut off penis and think that an animal ran off with it.
Wow, some luck.
What say you?
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1 ReplySomebody looked at Lorena Bobbitt as a role model...
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2 RepliesWas his name Nick?
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We'll he won't be cheating anymore...
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2 RepliesGood, that sexist pig deserved it
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Wait... Not in Texas?
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I would -blam!-ing kill that bitch
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3 RepliesYou're the only reason I know what's going on outside my house OP.
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This is a tumblr feminists' wet dream.
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Edited by Beastbatch: 1/16/2015 7:05:59 PMHow do u not notice someone trying to cut off your dick
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1 ReplyHow was the Wife capable of cutting off something that small?
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2 RepliesEdited by Erkyo: 1/14/2015 11:45:53 PM[b]THIS JUST IN:[/b]. A rare species of raccoon with two penises has been spotted terrorizing school children in a small European town. When asked to describe the creature they say the could [i]hardly[/i] tell what it was at first. One account witness said "It was just a big floppy mess". Another eye witness recalling the fearless creature as "really bushy and possibly an Asian species". We'll have more as the story continues to develop [i]coming up[/i] at 11'oclock.
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Edited by Siffow: 1/15/2015 9:57:39 PMHe ran into her knife. He ran into her knife ten times.
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2 RepliesThere's no way this is real right?
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I will call it FAKE!
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This would make a great porn setup
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1 ReplyThats proof that woman are CRAZY b.....
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1 ReplyI started laughing when I read "a stray animal may have run off with it"
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1 ReplyServes him right.
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1 ReplyI'm currently crying in the fetal position
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5 RepliesR.I.P to his penis. No more booty for him :(
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2 RepliesThis is a great reason to avoid marriage
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4 RepliesYou go girl
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Every man reading this just crossed their legs thinking about that.
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Maybe this is all an elaborate trick to get media attention and he actually knows how to perform cock magic.
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[quote]Doctors were unable to find the missing organ. Police believe a stray animal may have taken it.[/quote] [quote]Police believe a stray animal may have taken it[/quote] [quote]stray animal may have taken it[/quote] [quote]stray animal[/quote] I'm not gonna lie, that was hilarious.
