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Edited by CAMMCAM:
1/14/2015 10:35:04 PM
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Wife cuts husband's penis off...
TWICE.
She finds out he has a mistress and waits for the father of her 5 children to go to sleep.
She cuts it off with a pair of scissors.
He was rushed to the hospital and they were able to sew it back on.
The wife then comes into the hospital and cuts it off AGAIN! This time, throwing it out of the window.
She runs outside and the husband follows, naked, to beat the shit out of her.
They were unable to find the cut off penis and think that an animal ran off with it.
Wow, some luck.
What say you?
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4 RepliesNever EVER stick your dick in crazy.
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OHHHHH NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! [spoiler]shudders with fear[/spoiler]
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This some old shit
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Husband wife penis cut
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Penis husband , wife cuts
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I bet it hit a bird and stuck to its wing at it flew off with it into the sunrise
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Bitch be crazy
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1 ReplyMy penis shrank a little imagining that
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Well then i guess since it got cut off twice he must be twice the man we are, then less of a man Still pretty ballsy Unless she cut those off too...
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I would personally perform the blood eagle on her if this was done to me. In these times you shall treat your man with respect and be loyal. -Taron the Viking
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What a tragedy.
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What a dickhead, she was being pretty cocky if you asked me, maybe I should cut it off with the puns.
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Husband was probably charged with assault
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i would probably force the cut off penis down her throat and throw her out the window.
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Extreme feminist be like "YEAH! We should do this to all men!"
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1 ReplyA dog probably ate his penis in revenge for eating his family
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14 RepliesWhat a dick move.
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What will he do now?
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Edited by Enter Name Here: 2/19/2015 4:51:15 PMShe cuts it off. TWICE. Ok, the guy can't have two penises, because "it" isn't plural. So either it grew back or he stuck it back on. *reads post* Well fancy that
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1 Reply[quote]They were unable to find the cut off penis and think that an animal ran off with it.[/quote] Best part of the article.
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6 RepliesMaybe it was too small to find
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2 RepliesEdited by TheFreshPrince: 1/15/2015 12:29:38 PMAnd that is precisely why you never stick your dick in crazy.
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14 RepliesWell, he cheated on her. Physically harming someone is not the right thing to do, but I am not going to have any sympathy for him.
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1 ReplyTh-that doesn't sound very s-safe
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11 Replies[quote]They were unable to find the cut off penis and think that an animal ran off with it.[/quote] In other news, a man and his dog playing fetch near the hospital were surprised when the owner threw a stick and the dog returned with this.
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She should have kept it and used it as a fake nose.
