Traveler has 8 letters.
Oryx has 4.
8-4 is 4.
4 is 2011 years ago.
That is a long time!
You know what also is long?
[spoiler]a Giraffe[/spoiler]
Giraffe has 7 letters.
7 is also the rating Destiny got.
7+7 is 666.
Oryx is an acronym of Satan.
Traveler has 8 letters.
Xûr has 3.
8+3 is also 666.
Traveler is also Satan.
Oryx=Satan=Traveler.
DEEJ, CAN WE GET A CONFIRMATION THIS THEORY IS CORRECT?
[b]EDIT 1:[/b] I'll be bumping my own post so everyone in this community sees. This is a super groundbreaking theory, just like every theory is.
[b]EDIT 2:[/b]
AMAZING addition by CommanderHawk8:
[spoiler] [quote]Ah super groundbreaking
Super!
Supers are used by guardians
Guardians were made by the traveler
The traveler is a sphere
Nova bomb is also a sphere
The nova bomb is a super
The fist of havoc is also a super
The fist of havoc hits the ground
Some may refer to this as groundbreaking!
I see what you did there[/quote][/spoiler]
[b]EDIT 3:[/b]
Another AMAZING addition to this groundbreaking theory, by DesolateNose! Thanks!
[spoiler] [quote]Illuminati spelled backwards.... that's right cryptarc
Cryptarc has 8 letters so does Hitler if you add 2[/quote]
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[b]EDIT 4:[/b]
Mother of Satan, the additions to this groundbreaking theory are flowing in like blood thru my body. By Diditak:
[spoiler] [quote]This gave me a hard on
Crota's End doesn't have hard mode on
Crota is the son Oryx
We don't have much knowledge on Oryx
We don't have much knowledge on the traveler
The shrine of Oryx was a sphere
The traveler is a sphere
My hard on is 3 inches long
Inches has 6 letters
6-3 is 3
Crota has 3 eyes
Eris has 3 eyes
Eris was a guardian for the traveler
Eris was also a stripper
Strippers make $500,000,000 an hour
Destiny cost $500,000,000 to make
Destiny is a stripper[/quote] [/spoiler]
[b]EDIT 5:[/b]
Thanks for the amazing feedback. Let's get this groundbreaking theory to the top!
[b]EDIT 6:[/b]
Ok, this weeks weekly is Valus Ta'Aurc.
Valus -v is alus
L = N. Now [i]Valus[/i] turned into [i]Anus[/i].
Ta'Aurc is an acronym of Illuminati.
So technically, Valus Ta'Aurc means [i]Anus Illuminati[/i].
The Strike is called Cerberus Bae III.
III stands for the 3 lines of a triangle.
This links to the [i]illuminati[/i].
Bae links to [i]Valus[/i], which links to [i]Anus[/i].
Cerberus is an acronym of Ikora Rey.
This strike is actually called:
[b]Ikora Rey Anus[/b] [i]Illuminati[/i].
It's final boss is [i]Anus Illuminati[/i]
This adds to our original theory, because Satan is in the [i]Illuminati[/i].
Tl;dr
Traveler = Oryx = Satan = Illuminati
It all makes sense now.
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Actually I am a ball of Camel milk