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1/11/2015 10:32:37 PM
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Now I have to bring your body to the man with the sword in his chest *puts body in body bag*
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Excellent work osprey. Pays you 100000 credits. Pleasure doing business.
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But [i]Im [/i]the bounty hunter!
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*you open the bag and find that it is empty*
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WHAT?! I SWEAR ELDER I DID IT! STABED HIM IN THE NECK AND SHOT HIM WITH A PHANTOM BLADE!
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If what you say is true then I believe you. I was left for dead and so shall he. He will learn to suffer until he will beg for mercy.
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*nods*
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Edited by cool cake: 1/11/2015 10:53:15 PM*appear behind you* *impales you with The Way* *says in your ear* I'm not that easy to kill. *teleports away*
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Edited by Ospreyassault: 1/11/2015 10:58:20 PMARRGGHH! *grabs hot rock from bag* *pushes against bleeding arm* ARERGHHHHH! That should stop the bleeding... good it wasn't my blade arm *throws smoke bomb*
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Nice try but if one sword can't kill me then neither can three. I turn around and split myself into four copies of myself. They laugh at you and cast lightning spells at you:.
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*slashes at them with my blade*
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* Tries to both--er, "all"--of you* Okay can we NOT. FŪCKING. FIGHT. Please?
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*swing* *slash*[b]yhaaaa![/b] Are you going to stand there and watch!? [b]STOP THEM![/b]
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You slice and dice the four copies of the herald, but the real one is nowhere to be seen.
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Ahhh! *dissapears in flames*
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*takes money* same to you elder. *goes to room*
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* tea bags*
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[quote]* tea bags*[/quote] [spoiler] I just spit out my water IRL. Also I would save you but I'm dying to[/spoiler]
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