[b]Bud Light Presents: Real Destiny Heroes - Mr. Non-Participating Roc Striker[/b] (To the tune of any Bud Light Presents ad) Bud Light Presents: Real Destiny Heroes. [i]Real Destiny Heeeeeeeroooes![/i] Today we salute you, Mr. Non-Participating Roc Striker. [i]Mr. Non-Participating Roc Striiiiiker![/i] Whether you stand still at the spawn point or wait until the first Darkness Zone, you are a force to be reckoned with. [i]Sometimes I farm that Relic Iron![/i] In what is surely unrelated news, there's a bounty to complete a Strike without dying today. [i]Don't push me off that cliff, man![/i] What does it matter if Strikes take twice as long to complete, you've got better things to do at everyone else's expense. [i]Gotta clean the house up since my Ghost won't![/i] Oops... did my Sparrow run you into that wall? [i]Heading up to Orbit![/i] So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Non-Participating Roc Striker, because when it comes to getting carried: you've already become Legend. [i]Mr. Non-Participating Roc Striiiiiiiiiiiikerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr[/i]