Sigh. Us pianists never get any action. Sure, my piano skills are one in ten zillion, and my piano is connected to an interdimensional freeway, but it's never confronting demons or abominable snowguys. It's just controlling Bruno Mars creatures, playing weird songs, taking requests, and getting tips. No gunning down robbers for ol' Broomy, no sirree. I need a drink...and something cool to do for ONCE.