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What is GabeN?
Everyone knows that GabeN is one of teh worlds only billionaires. He is handsome, friendly, and always wants us to have fun. This poll is a tribute to GabeN, and the many gifts that he has brought upon dis world. Even me, a lonely basement troll, has to have a deity in their life, and this deity is the lord GabeN.
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>I was only 9 years old, I loved GabeN so much. >I had all the merchandise and Valve games. >I'd pray to GabeN every night for the life he allowed me to live. >"GabeN is love. GabeN is life." I'd say >Some console peasant hears me and calls me a fgt, I call him a pegboy. #Rekt >He sends me to my desk and nails my tongue to the PC >I'm crying now, my tongue is bleeding >I feel a chill in the air, it's GabeN. >He interests me with his face >I want to please GabeN >I spread my wallet for GabeN >He penetrates my wallet >He fills my library with so many games >The console peasant walks in >GabeN looks him straight in the eyes >He says, "BioShock: Infinite only $10!" >He leaves through my window >GabeN is love GabeN is life. -------
