He has sold every single piece of pre dlc exotic armor for Titans and Hunters.
He has yet to sell Heart of Praxic Fire, a pre dlc exotic chest piece for Warlocks.
He also has not sold the Skull of Dire Ahamkara, a pre dlc helmet for Warlocks.
He has sold more weekly repeats of armor for Warlocks, than Titans and Hunters both combined.
True confirmed fact: At night, Xur has what he refers to as "beautiful dreams" of Warlocks burning in the fires of hell.
Bonus Fact: This one is also OG confirmed! Xur hasn't sold exotic chest engrams in months because he's deeply afraid that Warlocks will buy them and get the Heart of Praxic Fire. He would rather die than let warlocks get what they want. OG confirmed!
After much research on the man, and the personal discussions that I have had with him in the tower, I have came up with the conclusion that...
[b]Plot Twist[/b]: Xur doesn't hate warlocks at all! That's right, the man deeply loves us, and wants us to thrive in the world. That's why he doesn't give us anything and he spoon feeds all the other classes--he wants us to work for our gear. He wants us to be stronger than a thousand titans and more slippery than ten thousand hunters wrapped in banana peels. He truly wants us, the Warlocks, to become legend!
Or maybe he just hates our guts...what do you guys think?
--Thanks For Reading--
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Edited by I’m Dunn-4, Exo PDF File: 2/19/2015 5:12:59 AMXür has 3 letters. Warlocks has 8 letters. 8 - 3 = 5. Lucky has 5 letters. Warlocks are always up all night with Xür to get lucky. [b]This math is undeniable.[/b]
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Fact: Xûr is a little -blam!-
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Thank you guys so much for all of your support! ...