I mean honestly people if you walked any slower you would be standing not walking. Go up a gear and walk a little faster god damn. I mean seriously the dude with crutches walks faster than you slow -blam!-s
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I purposely walk outside in winter just to avoid people at school. I can't stand waiting behind people who walk slowly.
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I'm disabled. No crutches. And, to quote Mumford and Sons "I walk slow". Deal with it. I get tired hella easy.
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Sometimes I walk real slow on purpose just to piss people off. :)
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Because they are fat
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I really really want to grab them and throw them out of my way or turn them towards me, look them right in the face, and back hand them with no expression.
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Edited by Nihlus: 1/8/2015 4:56:54 PMI don't mind it, long as they don't block the hallways/sidewalks and doorways. [spoiler]I do hate slow drivers. [/spoiler]
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Sometimes it's nice to take some time and just be a part of the world you're living in Whether that that's walking a bit slower than usual just to take everything in around you, or something else. It's relaxing even. There is no need to rush through everything. Who knows what you might miss
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I always go sanic fast
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Arg slow walkers and people that stand in the middle of doorways. I hate them. If its a bad day I'll actually just shove them out of the way. They usually just make a face and then I tell them "Well move, then!" They dont really have a response to that. Although everyday I worry that Im going to shove the wrong person and get punched in the nose... Its going to happen eventually. I know it. Ive already accepted it.
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What's the rush?
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It's because you gotta go fast.
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I agree.
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[u] [/u]
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I like to hover behind slow walkers until they part like the red sea. Coughing behind them works as well.
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Cause they're all looking at their phones.
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I find when I go to my local mall I am trapped behind a sea of non English speaking individuals (usually Indian or some kind of Hispanic) that walk as slow as they can. I become a little more racist every time it happens.
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Edited by Alphy : 1/8/2015 7:27:24 AMI hate that too it happens all the time at school, whenever I'm behind someone like that I try to come with as many possibilities as to how I can murder them oh and I also insult them in my mind of course
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"ARG! The buildings on FIRE!" "Quick to the fire exit!" "Yeah, let's g... Wtf are you doing Tiffany?" "Hang on guys, I'm just texting my BF..." "Move out the way so we can get to the fire exit!" "Just a sec, jeez. Calm down." *everyone burns to death*
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If it's strangers just say excuse me and speed walk through them
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When it's black people I usually make some racist remarks like "I thought blacks were supposed to be fast" Or my personal favorite "Sheesh, and i thought reading was the only thing slow about them"
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Some of us don't like rushing in hallways...
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I'm in a hurry to get things done Oh I rush and rush until life's no fun All I really gotta do is live and die But I'm in a hurry and don't know why.
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So they don't fall
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It's even more annoying when there's like 10 Asians all waking in slow motion in a big -blam!-ing line. It's like they're trying to make the Great Wall of China.
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Bc u wear fedoras fgt [spoiler]fgt[/spoiler] [spoiler]still a fgt[/spoiler] [spoiler]open this if ur a fgt[/spoiler] [spoiler]haha got u fgt[/spoiler] [spoiler]fgt. //drops mic.[/spoiler]