Originally I started putting these in the 'Destiny puns/jokes' thread but decided to make a new one since I can't seem to stop.
Limericks tend to be bawdy, dirty, and naughty, so...
WARNING! GRAPHIC RHYMES LAY AHEAD!
CAN BE VERY NSFW!
There once was a guardian named Cliff
Who snuck onto a fallen skiff
Before they departed
The Captains all farted
And he passed out after one whiff
The shotgun in PvP
is easy and fun for me
'Til I pissed off a 'lock
and then, to my shock,
he nova bombed the shite outta me
Said the Servitor to the Thrall
of that which he feared most of all,
"Am I or not
truly robot?
Or just half of a Transformer's balls?!"
A Fallen Captain named Lance
felt naughty and undid his pants
He was the master
at stroking it faster
because he could use all four hands
On Venus, a Guardian's text
read "Hey big boy, let's have sex!"
He was in the mood
and so he got nude
...and then he got gang banged by Vex
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Eris said "Settle the score!" "Let's raid!" a Titan did implore They plowed through so fast And wrecked some Hive ass Now, Crota's End is all sore Eris came back up above from the abyss to see her true love He looked in her eyes and asked, with surprise, "Is there anything [i]else[/i] you have three of?!"