Bananorama will you be my valentine?
I know this is early but I've noticed other floodians are attracted to you, so I had to be the first to ask. I wrote you a card
Dear Bananorama
You may not remember me, or know me
But I'll never forget the day we met, I introduced myself to you when you were passed out, I've changed since then, I've matured, but I'm still the same Dan. I am now ready for you to become my valentine, as you are reading this in your silk blouse imagine me[spoiler]oiled up[/spoiler][spoiler]sweating[/spoiler][spoiler]erect[/spoiler][spoiler]home run[/spoiler] is that something you'd like to get into? Yes, it is.
Also I wrote you a filthy rap, here's a couple bars that I'm going to spit on you
What up girl saw your ass at staples
Drop those milky pens we're going to Italy,
Naples
Your boy fly first class
You fly like the purse, coach
Can't kill this love
Nuh-uh we survive it all, like a roach
It's Sunday -blam!- it, TGIFriday
Half price apps, now that's dinner my way
Order you a up bloomin' onion
Plus i wore a blazer
Always staying crispy, funyon
I even got you a meaningful gift basket
Since girls like spontaneity, and anything that can fit into a basket, actually girls just like things that can fit into things, it's a sexual analogy
Here's what's in the basket
I started with fruit so I put in a banana, you can take that as a sweet hint, an open box of condoms, so you know I've been practicing, the rest of my creatine, a tape measurer, and finally the movie seven, because if you Ever leave me I'll cut your head off and put it into a box
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Such magesti Much spas Too much wiener Such godlynaus Because I am IMMORTAL