We have been divided for too long. Our people squabble over petty matters and the guard has grown weak and complacent. Recently, we lost our satellite nation of #Gaming to the Desticle Hordes and their leader, Genghis Deej.
Through our bravery and valour, we managed to liberate #Gaming. But, now, we face new threats from within and without.
The White Knights approach from the south. Many have already managed to infiltrate The Flood and take us over. The occasional Request Raid team probes our defences, searching for the slightest sign of weakness. Even more troubling is the plague of autism approaching from the West. Even now, we can hear the Sanic music coming from those afflicted by this horrifying disease.
Do not be fooled, Genghis Deej and his traitor legions are still a threat to our way of life. If we allow any of these threats to infiltrate and poison, we will perish in the fires of war. Mothers will smother their infants rather than see autism claim them. Brave fathers will murder their sons rather than watch them become a white knight squire.
With this, I would dare to proclaim myself Lord Sovereign of The Flood and the Nation of #OffTopic. My legions will endeavour to defend us and our lands from the White Knights.
We will survive, we will endure.
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I swear, too many more white knights, and the flood'll turn into tumblr.