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1/6/2015 1:28:18 AM
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Trix aren't just for kids
So I was walking out of the grocery store, which was located next to a retirement home. There was a box of Trix cereal in one of the bags I had. I was just throwing the bags in my trunk, minding my own business, when all of a sudden, the Trix box bursted open like something exploded.
There was no cereal in the box, but the Trix Rabbit was in there. Or at least he was. He sprang out of that box and started running all over the place. He started to run towards the retirement home, gnawing off the hair of a poor pedestrian in the process.
There was a group of old women sitting outside on a porch, where a random dog was sitting. He looked at the women, who had all been eating blueberries at the time, and started screaming "[b]BERRY BERRY BLUE!!![/b]" The elder with the biggest booty defended herself against the mad rabbit with her box of Cocoa Puffs.
And then things got crazy.
Sonny jumped right out of that box of Cocoa Puffs, screaming "[b]IM CUCKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS[/b]" And then they both rammed her. At first, it was a sexual act (a gangbang), but then the Rabbit and Sonny got in the nearest front-end loader and splattered her. At last, they drove off into the sunset, out to the middle of the woods.
The old woman got up from being rammed (in two ways) and said "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"
Not anymore, I thought.
That night, I vowed to never eat cereal ever again.
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It's for 30 year old pedophiles
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1 Reply6/10 would smoke cigars with
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1 ReplyAnd I was the fresh prince of bel air
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2 RepliesOP OS A FGT͡
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1'd for fad whoring.
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1 Reply-blam!- Trix, gimme Twix.
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1 ReplyNo...
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1 ReplyDamn it, read the title thought it was prostitute related.... so disapoint!
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1 ReplyEdited by Glaccierr: 1/6/2015 7:40:57 AMSilly fagget, dicks are for chicks XD
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2 RepliesTrix are for dix
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16 RepliesI'm disappointed Tony the Tiger didn't make a surprised guest appearance.
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3 RepliesThis post gave me cancer.
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2 RepliesI feel slightly aroused.
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1 Reply> expected cereal porn > is disapointed
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3 Replies11/10, too much cereal
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2 RepliesNeeds more story, then it might stand alongside the cheerios story :P
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1 ReplyWhat did I just read?
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3 RepliesMind if I save this?
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9 RepliesI like the part where the trix rabbit went to town on that woman.
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4 RepliesThis reply will be used for the purpose of bumping my fine work
