Queen's Brother; "We'll make you a key. All we need is the head of a Gate Lord."
Me; "Why do you want the head of a Gay Lord?"
Queen's Brother; "...we don't..."
Me; "Whatever. Ghost, we're going to Earth. George Michaels house."
Ghost; "Erm, I think he said..."
Me; "Oh, you're right. Not gay enough. Elton John then. Let's go."
Ghost; "He actually said..."
Me; "You're right, they're all long dead by now. What about the Cryptarc then? He's always eager to check out peoples packages."
Ghost; "I.."
Me; "Never really liked him either."
Queen's Brother; "I said the head of a Vex GATE lord."
Me; "Oh... that actually makes a lot more sense... awkward..."
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You copy-pasted this from someone else. Still funny though.