Guys, I have some important news to tell you all, I seem to be in the fast lane to death. How? Well let me tell you how.
Whenever I see the color yellow, I cannot breath. Unfortunately, I have moved into a yellow house that is fully yellow on the inside as well. Not only that, but my computer as been painted yellow too. If that seems bad, my black lab has turned yellow seemingly overnight as well. This means I am suffocating at this very second, the only thing I want all you strangers to know, is to join my shitty group. Hopefully you'll feel bad of my imminent death and join it. Join the stupid enjin website too, because it's exactly like the Bungie.net group. Please, I'm playing a staring contest with my dog and I'm blacking out because of it. I'm desperate for people to join my group. Just do et 4 teh looollz.
[url]http://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Detail/719170[/url]
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You have been marked for assimilation.