So tell me the story in detail! (Not extreme detail) how you lost your V-card! Aka virginity aka broken hymen aka no more blue balls.
Edit: guys I get it saying "sex" and trying to be a smartass is so wild,rebellious, and oh so clever but c'mon stfu.
Edit: some really interesting ways you guys lost your virginity also some surprisingly young ages when losing it and also just some bull shit stories keep em coming!
Edit: anymore super original shrek stories? No? Okay Kool.
[spoiler] me 17 her 19 her house her room bada Bing bada boom[/spoiler] [spoiler]on second thought in extreme detail heh[/spoiler]
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> 17 > be black guy named Desean > meet cute white girl named Sarah with a nice booty > she says she is 18 > you start to be friends and hang out, eventually she comes over more > you fûck her at 12am on your bed for two hours (thank you years of porn for the help) > family doesn/t care if you bring girls over (ayeee adopted life) > two weeks later, you find out that you were fûcking your brother in law's, best friend's niece. > she was only 16. She lied to get the D. > family laughs at you because you got played.