So tell me the story in detail! (Not extreme detail) how you lost your V-card! Aka virginity aka broken hymen aka no more blue balls.
Edit: guys I get it saying "sex" and trying to be a smartass is so wild,rebellious, and oh so clever but c'mon stfu.
Edit: some really interesting ways you guys lost your virginity also some surprisingly young ages when losing it and also just some bull shit stories keep em coming!
Edit: anymore super original shrek stories? No? Okay Kool.
[spoiler] me 17 her 19 her house her room bada Bing bada boom[/spoiler] [spoiler]on second thought in extreme detail heh[/spoiler]
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I was 18, she was 28. Looking back on it, I realize how I topped the dumbarse charts (social anxiety + desperation = immense levels of stupidity). So glad she was on birth control. To be fair, the sex was good for the four months it lasted. Finally realized that there's a huge difference between being with someone for love and being with someone so you won't be lonely. On the upside, now I'm with a woman that I can honestly say I want to spend the rest of my life with. Not to mention the sex is ten times better. Mmmm, that chocolate putty...