Traveler has 8 letters.
Oryx has 4.
8-4 is 4.
4 is 2011 years ago.
That is a long time!
You know what also is long?
[spoiler]a Giraffe[/spoiler]
Giraffe has 7 letters.
7 is also the rating Destiny got.
7+7 is 666.
Oryx is an acronym of Satan.
Traveler has 8 letters.
Xûr has 3.
8+3 is also 666.
Traveler is also Satan.
Oryx=Satan=Traveler.
DEEJ, CAN WE GET A CONFIRMATION THIS THEORY IS CORRECT?
[b]EDIT 1:[/b] I'll be bumping my own post so everyone in this community sees. This is a super groundbreaking theory, just like every theory is.
[b]EDIT 2:[/b]
AMAZING addition by CommanderHawk8:
[spoiler] [quote]Ah super groundbreaking
Super!
Supers are used by guardians
Guardians were made by the traveler
The traveler is a sphere
Nova bomb is also a sphere
The nova bomb is a super
The fist of havoc is also a super
The fist of havoc hits the ground
Some may refer to this as groundbreaking!
I see what you did there[/quote][/spoiler]
[b]EDIT 3:[/b]
Another AMAZING addition to this groundbreaking theory, by DesolateNose! Thanks!
[spoiler] [quote]Illuminati spelled backwards.... that's right cryptarc
Cryptarc has 8 letters so does Hitler if you add 2[/quote]
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[b]EDIT 4:[/b]
Mother of Satan, the additions to this groundbreaking theory are flowing in like blood thru my body. By Diditak:
[spoiler] [quote]This gave me a hard on
Crota's End doesn't have hard mode on
Crota is the son Oryx
We don't have much knowledge on Oryx
We don't have much knowledge on the traveler
The shrine of Oryx was a sphere
The traveler is a sphere
My hard on is 3 inches long
Inches has 6 letters
6-3 is 3
Crota has 3 eyes
Eris has 3 eyes
Eris was a guardian for the traveler
Eris was also a stripper
Strippers make $500,000,000 an hour
Destiny cost $500,000,000 to make
Destiny is a stripper[/quote] [/spoiler]
[b]EDIT 5:[/b]
Thanks for the amazing feedback. Let's get this groundbreaking theory to the top!
[b]EDIT 6:[/b]
Ok, this weeks weekly is Valus Ta'Aurc.
Valus -v is alus
L = N. Now [i]Valus[/i] turned into [i]Anus[/i].
Ta'Aurc is an acronym of Illuminati.
So technically, Valus Ta'Aurc means [i]Anus Illuminati[/i].
The Strike is called Cerberus Bae III.
III stands for the 3 lines of a triangle.
This links to the [i]illuminati[/i].
Bae links to [i]Valus[/i], which links to [i]Anus[/i].
Cerberus is an acronym of Ikora Rey.
This strike is actually called:
[b]Ikora Rey Anus[/b] [i]Illuminati[/i].
It's final boss is [i]Anus Illuminati[/i]
This adds to our original theory, because Satan is in the [i]Illuminati[/i].
Tl;dr
Traveler = Oryx = Satan = Illuminati
It all makes sense now.
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But is HL3 confirmed?
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Irloomunatty confirmed
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Actually I am a ball of Camel milk
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Edited by RaptorJeebus: 1/8/2015 1:04:16 AMThis thread is the truth. Truth has 5 letters. It also has 3 rockets. It is January 8th today. 8+3+5 = 16. 16 Divided by Crota and Oryx = 2. 2 is the number of dlcs per game. 0 is the number of ideas I have for the next string of words, the math made me confused. EDIT: [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwdba9C2G14[/url]
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The nightfall is on mars Mars had 4 letters Oryx also had 4 letters Mars=oryx BUT wait there's more The cabal are the main enemy Cabal sounds like illuminati Cabal = illuminati *X-files theme plays in background*
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Oh my days why did'nt i see this sooner Guns kill people People kill people Bullets fly A fly is an insect and hive are insects Sooo.... Humans are dead Killed by flying hive illuminati Illuminati without the eye + e illuminate, which mean they cause solar damage, Solar is light and light is good Yet solar burns And burns = death In death there is tea With tea you can eat and once ate you will grow like crota. Damn should of known 45 degrees is not what we need 2 elephants on a rock
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Wait a minute... The only place on Earth available is Russia... Russia used to have Russians. Russians are bears. Bears live in forests. Forests has 7 letters in it. That's Bungie's favorite number. Bungie is making a Destiny 2 7-2=5 Cabal has 5 letters in it. The Cabal are at war with the Vex. Vex has 3 letters in it 5+3=8 Humanity has 8 letters in it. Humanity is at war with the Cabal and Vex. Illuminati confirmed. BUT WAIT! Illuminati has 10 letters in it. DDarkness has 9 letters in it. 9+10=21 21 Jump Street confirmed. Destiny will be a movie. BUT WAIT! Michael Bay is a director of movies. Michael Bay directed the Ninja Turtles. Bungie Ninjas are people who are sworn to a code or some shit, I don't fuggin know, but they're still Ninjas. Ninjas has 6 letters in it. Sponge has 6 letters in it. 6+6=666. Bungie worships the devil? BUT WAIT! Soccer starts with 'S' What does letter does Satan start with? That's correct... 'B' Soccer goes against God?
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Stupid logic.
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Ok so there are three classes. A triangle has three sides If you tilt a triangle the right way you gat a square If you rearrange the letters of square you get rasque You know what Crota is backwards? Rasque The tower is controlled by Crota
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This is awesome
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i laughed more reading this post than i have laughed this year. #trendtheinternet
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Crota has 6 letters Oryx has 6 letters Traveller has 6 letters 666? Illuminati??!? Crota, oryx and traveller add to 3 Half-Life 3 Confirmed?!? Bungie favourite number=7 7-3= 4 Fallout 4 confirmed?!?!
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Marathon 4 confirmed.
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This is the most retired thing I have ever seen. "Seen" as this was too retarded for me to even read any further
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Destiny has 7 letters. Dinklebot has 9. 9-7 is 2. There will be a Destiny 2. Dinklebot will be in Destiny 2. Destiny confirmed cannon in ASOIAF. Jon Snow will die at the end of Destiny 2. Hodor will be revealed as The Speaker.
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[i]7+7 is 666[/i] Ya blew it OP
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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this post makes no sense, Microwave.
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Mother of God... But wait god didn't have a mother?? Oh jesus!!!! But wait what if jesus not kill?? Good heavens!!!
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Edited by ExelArts: 1/6/2015 8:25:22 AM7+7=14, 7x7 is 49 ...how the hell did you get 666 Edit: Also 8+3=11 not 666 again destiny got the rating of 6
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No that would make us Jewish if our god had us kill his son.
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Tupac is obviously behind this
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Half-life 3 confirmed
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Since when does 7+7=666. I thought it was 14
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This means that the speaker is leader of the illuminati and ikora rey secretly ruled North Korea. You're definitely onto something
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Do you know what happens if you add giraffe and oryx?? 23.. Which is also Judge Judy's birthday? I think you're onto something here...
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This is all wrong! We KILLED Crota. Crota is Oryxs son! I don't think he would let this happen. I mean, he seems like a good father. Or a God. Whatever.