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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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Demonic sniper disease (DS disease) : Named after the failure of a sniper called demonic sniper who had many team kills. Symptoms: causes people to start killing teammates, pathetic aiming skills, inability to do 360 or hold breath for steady shots, no-scoping is made impossible. Treatment: there has been only one record of treatment and that is where the infected person was locked in a room with soldiers using light machine guns for 24 hours. He was taught to use a light machine gun then retrained to use a sniper rifle. This disease only effects snipers
