Back in my day, we set level 5s on randal for sport, we bet on how long the noob would last. I won 3 afk strikes from randal, got a blue engram from it an' all (turned into a green mind you!). I remember once he was taken down by a noob, best there ever was, peak of physical condition. He was a sunsinger, lured him onto the nearby cliff and pushed him off, costing many a player his time. Though many went to the forums crying for a patch; I merely watched, and waited to see where this god among men would tread next. They say that this art was passed down through the sunsingers, an art that the gods saw as infit for use by mere mortals. And as bungie gives, bungie shall take away, the art was evicted from the cosmos. Though tales still tell of the day a new sunsinger shall rise, and rip the black art of cliff-tossing back into existence.
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Smoggypluto ?