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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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[b]Torquit[/b] is a chronic joint disorder of the spinal chord and other major joints. Starting off as light inflammation where the thumb connects to the wrist, it develops along the elbow to shoulder before shooting pains can be felt in the spine. It wears down nerve endings and receptors and interferes with the way the brain communicates with the body. After approximately two years it cuts off nerve endings at the base of the brain ste. Leading to mild hysteria, eventually developing into alzheimer-like mental state. Treatment: grow long glorious hair. *hairflip*
