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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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Edited by CrazyLincoln: 1/3/2015 1:17:45 PMCrazyLincoln: An illness contracted though physical bites. As the illness spreads though the body, it begins to attack core parts of brain function. Memory is erased and reprogrammed by the illness. The infected started to believe that they are actually the President Lincoln. As the illness progresses, the infected loss the ability to sleep. The infected become erratic and uncontrollable. Notable phrases that may be heard in this stage are "I'll emancipate your soul" and the more common "-blam!- your cherry tree." In the last stage, the infected become sexual attracted to horses. It is rumored that engra is in this stage. Cure: A shot to the back of the head.
