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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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jasonblank's disease: You loose all of your memories instantly but for some reason remember your name as Jason Genetic disease and occurs about every 10 years regularly
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3 RepliesNo description needed [spoiler]I did this before i think[/spoiler]
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Well shit
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ThatguyMattitus. Makes you officially "that guy". There's no cure.
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Hehehehe
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People now have frequent visions of climbing in the 2000's
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Looticles Having a greatly inflated penis which all the babes want...
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Rebel scum: an illness/ sti where you're hair eventually falls out (everywhere) Symptoms: usually bald/ balding people feel the symptoms but normal hair can feel them too. You start growing lots of hair unusually in all body parts, but it can be really itchy. After a few weeks all of your hair starts to fall out, leaving behind rashes and dead skin on the body. Treatment: laser surgery which destroys all the rebel cells in the alderaan (the name of the cell which starts this illness.
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3 RepliesJahness, you become a jahn.
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Yeah mine. You get cold. Or something. It's late. I'm tired.
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1 ReplyManly Meat Lump syndrome. You become a 400 lb ball of sheer muscle. It only effects the upper body, arms, and groin, leaving you with chicken legs that cannot carry your weight. With complete immobilization, you must have someone pump food into your shredded stomach because your neck muscles are too huge to let food down your esophagus. This disease is more common among men over 3, women over 35, cats that have eaten horse pills, and timfoil that has been left in a microwave for four days. It can be cured by sawing off your limbs and preforming an experimental head transplant onto a cadaver.
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1 ReplyUse your imagination with mine lolol
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Edited by Dexamection: 5/8/2015 5:56:26 AMWell this would work since I made my gamer tag up in the first place. I already gave it a definition soooo.. If it were an illness I'd say Dexamection is the delusion that you're experiencing death that very moment. In severe cases your brains chemical reactions and bodily functions when experience death occurs only you stay alive. Basically the worst acid trip combined with painful body excretions. Ew Treatment. . .suicide
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[b]symtoms:[/b] Chunks of your skin fall off, making it look like your skin has bites takin out of it. The skin around the detached areas, turn hard and brown, much like a turtle shell. Symptoms usually occur middle of a persons life span, with a 94.63% mortality rate. [b]treatment:[/b] As the cause is thought to be viral, there is none right now. Scientists have slowed cancer research to study this disease, nicknaming it "HALFEATENTURTLE DISEASE". It is expected to kill millions, a new plague to the modern world. [spoiler]thank you and goodnight.[/spoiler]
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[b]SYMPTOMS[/b]: Everything turned lightish red due to stupid armor color choice. [b]TREATMENT[/b]: Sarge.
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[u]Gloominatti Disorder[/u] You become depressing af and every other sentence you say is, "Illuminati confirmed." You can cure it by writing a 2 page essay of coincidences, ending with you exposing the Illuminati.
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Edited by ThatAmazingIdea: 5/8/2015 12:38:31 AMJuggernaut Body converts more energy into making the user strong, but dull. Final stages make them turn into Caboose. Treatment: Betray teammates in videogames and blame some guy named Tucker.
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6 RepliesEdited by Panda: 2/13/2015 10:12:48 PMPanda(licious): [b]Symptoms:[/b] •love for everyone •nice to everyone •strong urges to cuddle [b]Treatment:[/b] Why would you want to cure it? [i]Embrace it[/i]
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People with Croadon randomly and uncontrollably scream Krieg quotes. I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE
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The disorder known as [b]Nixtress[/b] slowly eats away at the part of the brain controling inhabitions. Sufferes will appear drunk most of, if not all of the time. No real cure, how ever getting the people in contact with the sufferer drunk does help improve social acceptance.
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1 ReplyDuck boii syndrome slowly becoming a duck
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Tyrant462 syndrome turns everyone into a tyrant..... Yea....
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1 ReplyFrixxa A parasitic disease that eats away at your organs slowly until organ failure occurs. Then they go for the brains. Symptoms:Vomiting blood, Organ failure, Intense sweating, Stomach pains, Brain failure, Blindness, Extreme Flu. Cure:Heavy Antibiotic usage. Possibly wash organs in antibiotics in emergency room. Chance of death:90%
