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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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My GT/Username is this f*ckin thread haha
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Drunk- delirium tremence
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Well, we are gonna have some ridiculous violent people.
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[quote]Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc. FatherlyNick is a mental disorder. [b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date. [b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects. Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there. Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.[/quote]lol
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Inxomniac. Kinda speaks for itself.
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I make people think about the positives, and then question themselves.
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Dat gas knocks you out U die l8r
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3 RepliesWait whaaaat? Lol, funny disease name. You play Destiny to cure it
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Edited by Wolf Among Us: 5/15/2015 10:20:52 PMThe disease [b]Wolfitus[/b] is caused by extreme affection to wolves and women. Wolfitus causes the person to grow hair very rapidly, while still remaining sexy. Some symptoms are very rapid hair growth, extreme testosterone levels, unusually good loving, and the need to shower 2 times everyday. [b]The only known cure to Wolfitus is to make out with very hot Women[/b]
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You slowly start to show signs of dementia. These signs grow more frequent and stronger as time goes on. Eventually, you lose all sanity and acquire an unusual obsession/addiction to all forms of electrical technology. Eventually, seeing so much as a phone screen draws you like a moth to an open flame. As time goes on, you lose the ability talk, the ability to move, and eventually your self awareness. Finally, your body starts to dissolve from the inside out. At the end, you become a part of cyberspace istelf, sitting as a few loose 1s and 0s.
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Symptoms: you have amnesia but also have violent flashbacks of performing cool jazz for the troops in Iraq/Afghanistan. Treatment: Kenny G...lots and lots of Kenny G.
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2 RepliesMoonlight Shadow is an onset of extreme aggression linked to exhaustion. Patients with Moonlight Shadow develop a change in their personalities as they grow more tired, drowsy, exhausted, or sleepy, and the shift is oftentimes very sudden, resembling a bipolar disorder. Symptoms can and have included: insomnia, shortened temper, severe migraines, minor to mild hallucinations, and a desire to lash out at others physically. No known cure for Moonlight Shadow currently exists, though advances in medication have produced tablets capable of tempering the symptoms.
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People with the infamous "PLINE JMB" syndrome effects their gaming ability to worsen by 100 000 000% and there are no recorded cures or preventions
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People with the TheCroatoan sickness will completely vanish with no trace the night they get infected. The infected love to carve the word "Croatoan" on to trees. We have no idea why We haven't the slightest of how it's spread. However, we do know that it's very contagious As far as we know, there is no cure. .
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Edited by LastDay2Fly: 5/15/2015 2:02:48 AMLastday2fly-it's an sti-when you get it you have one week to give it to everybody and then you die.
