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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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1 Reply[b]Aegis[/b]: the body rots from the inside out
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1 ReplyLovely bottoms is a mental disorder. People suffering from lovely bottoms become progressively more obsessed with their own behind. Symptoms in earlier stages are nearly undetectable. For example, a small glance at their own buttcheeks while looking in the mirror or a few touches throughout the day. In later stages the symptoms are more severe. Subjects start to rub their own buttocks excessively. Side effects of this behaviour are severe rugburns and blisters. They also observe their toches in every reflecting surface. A reliable treatment has yet to be found.
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1 ReplyI deserve a box.
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Longface syndrome. [b]Treatment:[/b] Extreme plastic surgery. Kids are born with an unnatural long, or wide face.
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Edited by Magiktako: 1/3/2015 3:18:44 PMMagiktaco is a severe mental disorder. You start typing in all caps and saying things that don't make sense. Example: ILL URINATE ON YOUR LAWN IF YOU DRINK GRAVY FROM THE SINK There is no known cure for this as of now :(
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Superassassin- the disease of being a badass stealthy little bastard Symptoms- blades popping out of your wrists, love for surppessers, pointy hood, and clinging to snipers.
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2 RepliesTartanSpartan The kickass illness whereby your skin turns tartan and you develop massive iron like muscular growths.
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Goldwin is a disorder [b]Symptoms[/b] the first thing you notice is an overwhelming feeling of false originality in all your statements. Then you try to outsmart anyone that communicates with you. Finally, you rationalize all your choices into a fake reality. [b]Treatment[/b] play video games, eat snacks, drink soft drinks, and stay in one room, unless somebody brought you food.
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3 RepliesI'm too lazy to describe mine, so someone can do it for me :)
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Username-disorders the mind goes blank you can't think of anything or can't anything till you die at 4:20am on the 69 day of the year. Treatments- Doctors have to open your skull and paint your brain pretty colors
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1 ReplyEdited by Pepe Silvia: 1/3/2015 2:13:30 PMDisease: SquishyFace Symptoms: Your face becomes squishy Treatment: no treatment available at the time
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Anonymity
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1 ReplyEdited by Cleverkat: 1/3/2015 2:09:44 PMYou turn into the cat in the hat. That is all.
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Something to do with herpes
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You do crazy shit in attempts to get people to like you, then cry when they don't declare undying devotion every second of every day. Bah. There goes my cover.
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6 RepliesTwoGZ is a rare genetic disorder, representing a more severe and debilitating strain of OneG. Symptoms: As with OneG, causes all adult females within visual range to immediately begin throwing themselves bodily at the carrier. With TwoGZ, the effects are amplified, as women hurl themselves at an acceleration equal to twice the force of gravity. Causes external bruising, exhaustion and in extreme cases, drowning. Treatment: Dude, did you read the symptoms?
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Symptoms: You completely lose your mind and become the most bad ass mother -ayy lmao- this world has ever seen. Treatment :True insanity is never cured,only hidden.
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1 ReplySymptoms- When your calcium game is too strong and you've got the sturdiest bones in the land. Treatment- Bich, why would you want to be rid of this?
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Onion Beetle is a neurological disorder. Symptoms: Losing control of your limbs and an insatiable hunger for Onions coupled with a fascination to mate with a Beetle. Treatment: Cleansing via flame.
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Edited by CrazyLincoln: 1/3/2015 1:17:45 PMCrazyLincoln: An illness contracted though physical bites. As the illness spreads though the body, it begins to attack core parts of brain function. Memory is erased and reprogrammed by the illness. The infected started to believe that they are actually the President Lincoln. As the illness progresses, the infected loss the ability to sleep. The infected become erratic and uncontrollable. Notable phrases that may be heard in this stage are "I'll emancipate your soul" and the more common "-blam!- your cherry tree." In the last stage, the infected become sexual attracted to horses. It is rumored that engra is in this stage. Cure: A shot to the back of the head.
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Edited by Jocus: 1/3/2015 1:05:13 PM[b]Jocus[/b] is a virus which effect your senses of hearing, seeing and touch. You cannot feel or hear anything and all you see is your body and the colour white. This usually leads to sanity issues, and overweightness (because that is totally a word) as victims eat because the food [u]smells and tastes nice.[/u] The only cure is about a week of undisturbed rest only broken with smells and flavours.
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2 RepliesEdited by PSCHOMECH: 1/3/2015 1:11:43 PMPsychomech: The slow replacement of all organic tissues to robotics. Skin will become a self regenerating metal. Internal organs are slowly dissipated and become a nuclear fusion type engine. All muscle tissues are replaced by synthetic polymers, and joints are replaced with high strength actuators. Due to this process unfortunately, all sanity and compassion are lost as well as mercy, and in their place a hair trigger is implemented. other effects: Dramatically increased weight and strength, extreme stubbornness, impeccable memory, and an increased appetite during conversion as the internal organs are last to convert. duration: 4-6 months for a full conversion though it might be slightly painful treatments: there are none
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1 Reply[b]WOOKIE ON CRACK[/b] is a disease. It causes people to become dissoriented/violently sick when trying to move/breath/drink/eat. [b]Possible cures[/b] There is no known cure, once you come into contact with the disease, you have a 2% chance of living.
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Viptyte Disease Affects: makes your lungs tighten up when you laugh or move your lungs jerkin fly or suddenly, a sharp intake of breath, a gasp etc
