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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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SgtOceanus [b]Symptoms[/b] Subject begins to become sporadic and random, often experiencing extreme mood swings. In the second stage, the subject starts to become open to new ideas easily. However, any ideas already planted will not go away. In the third stage, the subject will start to get an erection at anything that looks like a woman. [b]Spread By[/b] The Flood/#OffTopic [b]Treatment[/b] There is no known cure, but cutting of exposure to the Bungie forms lessens the effects.
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5 RepliesGenital wort wort worts
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"King of masons" - neurological disies Symptomes- first stage people start to become obsessed with anything mason related(building, stone work, free masons, etc) second stage they seek out others to join their cause. Third stage they become so deeply obsessed they follow the actual king of masons(me) and join his country and armies. Cure: there is no cure, while some are immune
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1 ReplyYou become overly obsessed with death and saying the word Jake over and over again. You also become a huge idiot
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[u]Azreale[/u]: the body's blood cells become acidic and begin burning the body inside out, starting with softer tissue such as the eyes and genitals. There is no known cure for this. But it is only contracted through the exchange of bodily fluids. 0% survival rate.
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1 ReplyZombieManIrish: symptoms include excessive whiskey drinking until put into a permanent drunk blackout state which is irreversible
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WARNING WARNING WARNING[spoiler]ITS A TRRRAAAAPPPP[/spoiler] *kill thereself*
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BREAKING NEWS! The outbreak of the disease formerly known as prince has finally been quelled. However, a far more deadly disease has taken its place. DRAGON SNIPER 3 has been terrorising the world in the past 24 hours. [b]Symptoms include[/b] crying in a corner for hours on end, lack of masturbation, having an extremely strong desire to assassinate Kanye West, having your penis shrivel to an eight the size of a twinkie, hearing voices and finally taking one's life. [b]There is no treatment, nor will there be for the foreseeable future.[/b]
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Leroy Jenkins Sniknej Yorel My name is a palindrome.
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1 ReplyEdited by dissko: 1/3/2015 8:28:01 PMDissko fever baby[spoiler]lets get groovy[/spoiler]
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Stupid must die
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4 RepliesI assumed anything with Grif in it was a terrible disease, glad to know I'm right XD
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1 ReplyLong face is now a contagious disease. People with long face try to infect others. Eventually, the whole world will be long faced. The only symptom is having a long face.
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Koldraxon's Influence was previously covered in Archon's version of this, labelled 'Create a Disease'. This [UNIDENTIFIED] begins by taking a more religious approach to Koldraxon's Teachings. There is no treatment/cure for this apart from accepting it as normality. However, there are 7 known stages, thanks to a contained example of this anomaly. In the other post (Archon's), this is expanded on differently. [spoiler]1: Religious approach to Koldraxon's teachings. Donning of more warm-tinted clothing. Way of speech changes into Kal'eon Standard Archaic. 2: Local government influenced. Local laws seem to be under change. 3: Laws changed. Currency usage edited. Limited weekly value gained replaces taxes permanently. 4: Technology from another dimension, evidently Kal'eon, begins exiting from anomalous portals. 5: A statue to Koldraxon is made. Religion becomes a big changer. 6: Unknown civilization known as 'Koldraxian Empire' appears at Earth in [UNSPECIFIED TIME]. 7: Humanity assimilated into Koldraxian Empire, given sizable force. 8: Reclaimers happen from this.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesIt causes cancer
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No problem...
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2 RepliesEdited by Luis: 1/3/2015 8:09:41 PMpeople with pedoluis become pedophiles and go into severe r[i]a[/i]ping sprees treatment: Letting Bubba tear your butt with his bbc
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People with Longface suffer from making bad jokes, horses flying out of their mouths and chronic depression. Treatment is through shitposting.
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2 RepliesEdited by Ebola: 1/3/2015 4:05:52 PMBut but... WAT DO I DO?
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1 ReplyThe Urban is an attraction disorder Symptoms: Causes those affected to make love to concrete buildings and occasionally rub ones genitals off smooth building surfaces like glass windows. Usually tends to find other sufferers to execute said attraction whereby all affected individuals create an "orgy wall" Treatment: The only known treatment at this moment is placing a small cinder block into the underwear of the inflicted to replicate the same sensation of rubbing ones genitals of hard concrete. Various types of blocks and bricks may be used depending on the tastes of the affected persons
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1 ReplyFaZe bapao Instant death
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Ashagin Symptoms: lack of medication. Mild iratation. Constant need to find a safe spot (lack of pause button). Low crucible scores. Treatment: load another one.
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Bastage: a mental disorder which causes one to be greatly annoying. It also makes you have dyslexic-ish symptoms, where one cannot spell or have a large vocabulary. Treatment: School
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[b]Torquit[/b] is a chronic joint disorder of the spinal chord and other major joints. Starting off as light inflammation where the thumb connects to the wrist, it develops along the elbow to shoulder before shooting pains can be felt in the spine. It wears down nerve endings and receptors and interferes with the way the brain communicates with the body. After approximately two years it cuts off nerve endings at the base of the brain ste. Leading to mild hysteria, eventually developing into alzheimer-like mental state. Treatment: grow long glorious hair. *hairflip*
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RichPOOFen is a mental disorder. It cause the victim to start a zombie apocalypse, killing zombies while bat- blam!- insane. No known cures are available. [spoiler]and they never will because everyone will be dead! : D[/spoiler]
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1 Reply[b]Aegis[/b]: the body rots from the inside out
