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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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*Get's sniped in Halo 64*
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I hope it's a disorder where I look exactly like a manatee and am horny all the time lol
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Of course it is........ But anyway Symptoms include: sarcastic comments, difficulties with working alongside other people and/or preference to work alone, severe dislike of people who are obsessed with them self/have that air of "i'm the gift to the world". Symptoms are not limited to these you may experience other symptoms that have not been recorded yet Transmissions: being around an afflicted for to long Cure: I got your hopes up didn't i? there is no cure
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Edited by IM SUPER BLOWN : 1/4/2015 7:14:11 AM[b]Syndrome: [/b] VeryThunder [b]Symptoms:[/b] The unbearable desire to be ruined over and over again. [i]Appears more commonly in White Liberal Americans suffering from white guilt, also common among Asian Liberal Americans who bear the need to be beaten down by other minority groups[/i] [b]Treatment: [/b] There are no known cures for this mental disease, however, it is treatable by living in secluded areas populated by Independents and conservatives. -May experience sudden outbursts towards whites for doing their job -The unnecessary need to scream rap*e -Hate towards Asian Americans -The undying need to suck a black cock
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2 RepliesSyndrome: DeAdKiTtEnPIE. Symptoms: Insatiable need to make pies out of kittens after brutally murdering them, and eventually leads to the symptom DeAdMaNPIE which is the insatiable need to murder men and bake them into pies until the person eventually kills and bakes themselves into a pie. Cures: There are no known cures for this disease although one person(me) was able to make a miraculous recovery by unknown means
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People infected with sqrtnegitive1 immediately cease to exist, and because the solution is imaginary the cure also does not exist.
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1 ReplyEdited by Rookie: 1/4/2015 1:58:27 AMIndividuals with Rookie Syndrome have been known to fall into unconsciousness for a period of no longer than six hours. After they regain consciousness, the afflicted have a tendency to wander around whatever city they are in and search for circumstantial evidence of their "squad's" presence. Symptoms beside unconsciousness and searching include a strange ability to communicate with Huragok.
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GHOSTSTRIKERj is a chronic fear of ghosts
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Nuke THE man sydrome is often paired with previous disorder s like inferiority complex. Symptoms are extreme clingyness, confusion, and speaking in circles.
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Myh3adhur7s You head hurts alot. The cure is a hit to the head or wiskey.
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2 Repliesoh boy...
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StarfishFaZeLord: A disease in which you turn into a starfish king and start 360 noscoping everything in sight. Cant wait till ebola gets here.
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Symptoms: You transform into a floating guru that is invincible, however you become completley shit at everything that has to do with technology. (much like me (seriously tho I pre orderd Destiny and have played somewhat activley since release and have still not completed VoG, I am 16 and just bought my first smartphone this weekm it is a Nokia Windows Phone, I bought a Ps3 a few months before the Ps4 was released, and am running a five year old Acer Aspire laptop for everything else. Oh and I own a Chromebook 2)) Cure: Surfing the Flood, and clearing out the Youtube comment section of "First" comments under the alias: Blue Shell.
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2 RepliesEdited by Exalted Regret: 1/4/2015 1:02:02 AMPeople With the Regret Reborn syndrome will begin thinking about everything they have ever regretted doing, then they begin to have hallucinations of it, then they commit suicide as a result. If they dont have regrets, they automatically explode. Cure: nothing
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Symptoms Becoming awesome
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4 RepliesEdited by ShadowAnarchist: 1/4/2015 12:47:16 AMHey guys, I caught [b][i]"LongFace"[/i][/b] hahahahahahaha. edit: Symptoms: extremely contagious, you carry out the orders of the original longface. Cure: There is no cure, you will forever do longface's bidding
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[b]Symptoms:[/b] •Zombification •Suddenly holding an M16 [b]Treatment:[/b] •Hear a perfect three part harmony
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1 ReplyNovafan789 : makes your eyes turn light blue and your skin all blue like an awoken Treatment : sucking a true awokens dick
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Hmm thatwouldbecrap Syntomes: taking a shit Treatment : go to da toilet pull down yo pangs sit yo ass down a squeeze dem but cheeks till nothin' ain't coming out no mo
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Demonic sniper disease (DS disease) : Named after the failure of a sniper called demonic sniper who had many team kills. Symptoms: causes people to start killing teammates, pathetic aiming skills, inability to do 360 or hold breath for steady shots, no-scoping is made impossible. Treatment: there has been only one record of treatment and that is where the infected person was locked in a room with soldiers using light machine guns for 24 hours. He was taught to use a light machine gun then retrained to use a sniper rifle. This disease only effects snipers
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Analbumcover is The Cure for a well known disorder known as Ericfestationitis Analbumcover is most commonly coated in plastic and placed in front of the area of presentation. Analbumcovers come in many varieties and while they may look offensive in nature many people find them to be extremely alluring.
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Edited by ScreamingMidgit: 1/3/2015 11:06:03 PM[u][b]Symptoms:[/b][/u] There are two recognizable traits of ScreamingMidgit. The first is that those with this disease have become short for no possible reason. The second one being that those with the disease suddenly begin screaming out everything they say, making them very bad at keeping secrets. [u][b]Treatment:[/b][/u] No known cure. However, earplugs have been shown to severely slow if not outright stop the spreading of the disease.
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3 RepliesEdited by Abaddon: 1/3/2015 9:15:49 PM[b]Abaddon[/b]: Causes excessive amounts of death, which leads to death. [b][u]Treatments[/u][/b]: Die.
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1 ReplyCauses severe baiting and Bel Air shitposts and offensive jokes.
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1 ReplyCauses severe hallucinations
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SgtOceanus [b]Symptoms[/b] Subject begins to become sporadic and random, often experiencing extreme mood swings. In the second stage, the subject starts to become open to new ideas easily. However, any ideas already planted will not go away. In the third stage, the subject will start to get an erection at anything that looks like a woman. [b]Spread By[/b] The Flood/#OffTopic [b]Treatment[/b] There is no known cure, but cutting of exposure to the Bungie forms lessens the effects.
