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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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Jphn 33 is caused by bacteria, and is based upon the concentration of said bacteria. Less lethal than Jphn 44 and more lethal than Jphn 22. Depending on the amount of exposure, symptom severity will change. [b]Symptoms:[/b] The patient may have strong urges to run outside and bask in the sunlight, arms outstretched over his or her head. At this stage, the patient will stop this behavior when they begin to feel physical pain, IE sunburns, or pain from stating at the sun. At some point, the patient may try to fashion some sort of armor to wear. When feeling pain, the patient will seek an orange citrus drink, oftentimes referring to it as 'Estus'. Additionally, they will repeat the phrases 'Jolly Co-Operation' and 'Praise the Sun!' With increasing frequency. [b]Treatment[/b] The bacteria uses the Vitamin D absorbed by the skin in order to aid its reproduction, and will leech nutrients from its host. Keep patient away from sunlight in order to help stop the behavior. This will keep the bacteria from reproducing and will aid treatment. Additionally, do not allow the patient to drink any citrus drinks, or ingest any Vitamin C. Vitamin C increases the rate of reproduction in the bacteria, moving the disease to the 44 stage. As ridiculous as it sounds, the only cure is to put the patient in a dark room, and have a man dressed in red knock the patient out. The body's response to being knocked out should destroy the bacteria. If that doesn't work, see a real doctor. If the patient begins making armor, it is crucial that he or she be brought in for examination. This behavior indicates that the bacteria need more nutrients, and will begin to devour the host, using the heat created by the armor in order to reduce the energy needed to break down the molecules in the patient's body. [spoiler]I sincerely hope that nobody took this seriously[/spoiler]
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Edited by ADHDramb0: 1/5/2015 8:11:08 PMSelf explana- Ooh, look a penny *Blasts it away with heavy weapons gun*
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Bazza The Greatest Syndrome [b]Symptoms[/b]: Those diagnosed with Bazza The Greatest Syndrome are said to suffer from intense bouts of listening to a variety of rock and metal bands like Mettallica, Tenacious D and AC/DC, this can then lead to deafness and strange looks from hipsters and those of the modern age when playing the music. Early symptoms include constantly trying to make a Jailbreak even if not in a jail, where ever you lay your head will become your home not matter Wherever You May Roam and occasionally a strange brain disorder commonly known as Jesus Ranch ([i]explosivo Kickapooia[/i]) this disorder causes people to fall in love with big potatoes and the start to dance in France. [b]Cure[/b]: There are no known ways to stop the Syndrome when it is caught, but some say that this is the greatest and best syndrome in the world but it is just a Tribute. Ways to stop the spread of the Syndrome is to Fight Fire With Fire and Sink The Pink.
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1 ReplyGoddamnit ebola. Join this thread already
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Lord Melon is a deadly infectious disease where you die. Too lazy :P
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im good. whiskey and waking up next to a half eaten deer/pig/dog or sexing vegans by force.
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