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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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Edited by Cobalt: 5/20/2015 8:45:36 PMThe epicgoomby disorder (EGD) causes sudden and quick bursts of insane levels of awesome, but usually end with death, or at the very least embarrassment, when the awesomeness expires. Treatments options N/A
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It's called "One Time Thing" and you only get it once but it's also airborne so hmm, the cure is toxic to those who have never had it so you have to have the disease once in order to get the cure to take effect!
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1 ReplyEdited by Ian isGranpa: 5/7/2015 9:16:53 PMseeing nightmares in your eyes every few seconds only cure is to hug a wolf
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Edited by supermaxload26: 5/20/2015 8:18:48 PMHorrid bowel discharge with a hint of being able to pee fire and acid all at once. For a total of 26 years. No cure is known except for huge doses of beer and wearing a kilt.
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Disease: Ronin-47 Syndrome Symptoms- Causes person to commit hirakiri/seppuku. Cures- None. Pretty much comes and goes in one shot.
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Hmmm. I guess it would be an obsession with like egos or something
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Hmmm. I guess it would be an obsession with like egos or something
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1 ReplyMine would be fun any ideas
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1 ReplyUwotm8 disorder. Sounds serious
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2 RepliesErm...
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Insert Name Here Symptoms: Start to forget name Forget others name Pets names are never forgotten You start renaming everything Leads to flood thinking you are mental Brain decay And eventually death Cure: Believe that you have a name.
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69 syndrome? Well...
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I'm sorry sir but you have Jacob Bauer disease. Oh god! Is that fatal? Only if your allergic to big dicks. [spoiler]Or hemorrhaging blood form all orifices [/spoiler]
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Yes....BigBrutal64 inch Penis is a problem....lol
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Lumps that looks like pineapples No cure
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Datmando makes uhhhh ehhh screw it it makes you live for longer than normal but you gain lots of memory loss
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1 ReplyCaboose... Hmmm
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1 ReplyLol this isn't going to go very well
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1 ReplyI'm stoned? lol
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Not too bad I can live without a finger
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Edited by SMD43614: 5/16/2015 7:09:44 AMSUCK MY DICK SYNDROME ayyy lmao Symptoms: death Treatment: sucking my dick
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You become a god. But you have to call someone a fgt at least once a day.
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K-3007 an incredibly powerful virus that if left alone will spring up large face warts
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You fail in the end...
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My GT/Username is this f*ckin thread haha
