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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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I guess for me it would be crapping yourself violently for 83 days straight
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Oh snap! Rabies! Put me down before I hurt someone!
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Well, damn. You'd have the tendency to use a staff and speak Elven.
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1 ReplyMine would suck to have
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Instant death .-.
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I am curious as to how this works for me... Destined to wander alone always looking for adventure and riches, also occasionally maybe a good woman here and there? Cure: none? I need input on this, but while you're here, care to browse my wares? I have some spiced wine here if you're interested
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Treebeard: you grow a beard made from bark.
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1 ReplyMine is one of those diseases that has a completely obscure name •-•
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Mine already had
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1 ReplySpiciercock023- makes you pee blood
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1 ReplyIf a condition was named after me, it would be extreme laziness.
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BeardedKillgore: Mental disorder uncontrollable need to grow facial hair. Extreme aggressive behavior towards others with more facial hair.
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Bowels disfunction. Uncontrollable "bathroom breaks" [b]treatment:[/b] Buttplug. Nuff said
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Edited by trong: 1/9/2015 2:55:18 AMEggo: similar to blue waffle, but just normal waffle color Treatment/Cures: use extra syrup when you eat it. [spoiler]ayy lmao[/spoiler]
