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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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Edited by Preston Garvey: 2/16/2015 4:39:45 AMThe L0lfreakleet syndrome Symptoms- Uncontrollable laughter and speaking in a strange language. Many people call them freaks. No known cure
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4 RepliesSlaughterMelon makes you murder anything that looks like a melon or rhymes with Melon.
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Asmodeus is a mental disorder. Symptoms: Patients have been found to be tricked into a false sense of security and happiness while simultaneously having a sudden strong attraction to suicide and life-threatening actions.
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InsertBadassName: is a Mental disorder that makes you forget your name and you have to think of a badass name.
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InsertBadassName: is a Mental disorder that makes you forget your name and you have to think of a badass name.
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Have fun....
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Well this could be cool or it could be very very bad o_0
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1 ReplyEdited by xGhostface80x: 2/14/2015 10:11:04 PMHave fun with mine. Lol
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You can't stop pooping There's no cure
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[b]Symptoms:[/b]You stay to get extremely large and overweight. You will start to lose the ability to talk and will want to kill anybody that looks at you. Final stage will grow testicles on your face. [b]Treatment:[/b]Death
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[b]Symptoms:[/b] Your skin becomes heavily armored and strong, causing all damage to be lesser, also, you are less like able. [b]Treatment:[/b] Acquire a pip-boy 2000, go to the apparel menu select, enclave power armor, toggle on/off, drop armor, to prevent further contamination, hit it with a missile or mini nuke. [b]Notes:[/b] Subjects tend to say [b]For the president!!![/b]
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2 RepliesOversoul: you will be possessed more often by evil spirits, after 12 possession, you will lose control of yourself Cure: use marijuana
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Edited by AngerOfPosiedon: 2/15/2015 5:35:13 PMIt starts when you do something to anger the God of the sea. The symptoms include hurricanes, sinking of city's and occasionally releasing the kraken. There is no cure
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My username is already an illness lol
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Disease: Hasty Symptoms: overwhelming urge to do things as quickly as possible. Leads to rash decision making and quotes such as "I got this don't worry" Or "no time to lose, just run in and see what happens" Progresses to the stage where dangerous situations are not recognised. Can cause fatal accidents Treatment: valium, lots of valium.
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Symptoms: Always honest Treatment: no idea
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3 RepliesSymptoms include having the urge to butt -blam!- somebody
