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Edited by FatherlyNick: 2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome

Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc. FatherlyNick is a mental disorder. [b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date. [b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects. Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there. Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.

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  • Crazy... Self explanatory

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  • Fuzzyfurfriend: you grow hair all over your body but it's only long enough to make you fuzzy like a teddy bear. You feel an urge to hug everyone in arms length. If no ones around you'll hug yourself. Cure: no cure. Just enjoy being fuzzy.

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  • Mine? Lol people are obsessed with dregs. Addicted and deal dregs

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  • I want to collect your butts.

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  • Obsessed with religion. Cure: stay away from altars Wink wink

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    • LargeSticker Your tattoos surface to the skin, causing a sticker-like substance that will eventually peel off, leaving a layer of sticky glue that's hard as -blam!- to get off.

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    • ....the end.

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    • Edited by The Fool: 5/24/2015 9:32:33 PM
      ^the symptoms no cure available.

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    • NuggetNinja This strange disorder only affects a small population, but is very frighting. Every time a person sees a chicken product (say, a chicken nugget, chicken sandwich) they go completely crazy, karate chopping and kicking everything in sight, lots of accidents have been reported of little kids, adults, midgets, the elderly, being beaten and bruised. One child got kicked in his gonads so hard, he threw up. Scientists believe that the condition has been caused by extreme amounts of grease going into the brain after eating a lot of food. The body goes into a defense mode, attacking anything after seeing a meal that would cause more harm. There is no cure yet, but scientists are testing with rubbing to chicken nuggets in front of monkey to see what happens. For now, until a cure is found, keep them away from a Mcdonalds or any other fast food restaurant.

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    • Heals you Cure: nothing will cure this except opening these three spoilers on an iPhone [spoiler]1[/spoiler] [spoiler]2[/spoiler] [spoiler]3[/spoiler]

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    • Mr. Sexbot is a horrible phsychological disorder in which the person afflicted disregards all basic human needs (eating, sleeping, drinking, etc.) and loses all basic human emotions. However their sex drive is in overdrive, so people with Mr. Sexbot are constantly engaging in sexual activities to satiate this one and only need of theirs. Though a rare it is certainly lethal due to the fact that those afflicted ignore taking care of themselves to instead have sex. Scientists and doctors still have no clue what causes Mr. Sexbot

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    • GuardianOfEarth: An odd disorder where one feels the need to protect anything and everything, no matter what the cost. Can be cured only through a few years of psychiatric help. Symptoms include nervousness, minor ADHD, and the need to almost always be out and around

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    • MrKnuckleshucky: this wretched illness causes every joint in your body to become a knuckle. Eventually, you'll just be a big fist. So yeah, ur life sucks. I win

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    • Edited by COLDSNAKE25: 5/24/2015 6:32:18 PM
      COLDSNAKE Type 25 Causes your legs to fuse together, and your arms fall off at latter stages. You also become covered in frost, and develop scales. As well as thermal vision. Cure: Set Subject on fire, then give prosthetic arms and surgically seperate the fused legs.

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    • Oh god I'm bald. I think the only treatment is to throw green rocks at people.

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    • mtsoi is a dangerous disease with no cure that peels off your skin, leaving behind the flesh. Then, bugs will start crawling in and eat your organs, leaving you as a lifeless shell with no dignity since you'll be eaten up by mushrooms

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    • U will love all things associated with Philadelphia for 2010 years. The cure is to be in Philadelphia for 6 months straight

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    • Memory loss?

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      • When the kidney burns as it was set aflame then causing that to lose one and the other turning black

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      • It turns your blood into solid silver. I win

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      • Shadow: a disease that makes a black substance come out of you as it kills you very slowlwy with much pain

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      • Figlemister627: people with one of the 627 variations of the figlemister virus are figs.

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        • Captain stranger symptom Effects include: thinking you were a captain.being very strange around family and friends but not random people. Cure: none found yet because the infected act strange around their doctor that the doctors can't even get close enough

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        • Edited by deadsooner13: 5/24/2015 1:16:18 PM
          Symptoms: Patient simply becomes dead, before anything can be done. Only happens on Friday the 13th for some reason, no recorded case on any other day. Also the body turns completely red and white. Treatment: None as of yet. No patients have lived long enough to fully research it.

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        • Your nipples become excessively hard when around metal/electronics. Nips can fall off. Cure: probably give back the exo's nippies...

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          • I feel terrible for anyone with this mental disorder...

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