Disclaimer: This is just a joke to go along with the continued rivalry between guardian classes, i.e. hunterisms, titanisms, etc. Have a good time with it, have a laugh, and have an awesome gaming experience. Also, it would be fun to see something similar from other classes for a good laugh.
Dear Warlocks and Hunters,
There seems to be a rivalry between the guardian classes on who is better. For that, I, a Titan, would like to apologize on behalf of all Titans, seeing how there is a lot about us that you don't like. So, I'm sorry that we are actually prepared for the war that is raging outside of the tower. We would have loved to bring our hipster coats, skinny jeans, and hoods but felt armor was more appropriate. I'm sorry that we like to get up close and personal with our supers and melees. We'd love to be able to sit back and thrown purple bombs or pull a sparkly gun out of nowhere, but punching things is just too irresistible and jumping head first into a group of thrall only to watch them evaporate around us is just too fun. I'm sorry that we are at the head of the vanguard table, the view is great. We wish you could witness it. Also, I would like to apologize for the wall our predecessors built to protect this city. It must be an eyesore to your fashion statements, forgive us. Finally, I am so, so sorry for our inconvenient subclass. Protecting you and increasing your firepower in no way compares to dancing with kitchen knives and sprouting flaming butterfly wings. Again, so sorry for the inconvenience we bring you on the battlefield. Please forgive us.
Sincerely,
Titans
[spoiler]It's sad that this needs to be added. Thank you to all those who understand satire and know how to take a joke. Your hilarious responses were what I was hoping for. For the other people who are getting butthurt and taking this too seriously, calm down. Eat a snickers. You get all North Korea when you are hungry.[/spoiler]
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Warlock: "...now we just need a plan. Hunter, make your way to that high point without being spotted. Wait for my cue to open fire. Tit--- where's the Titan? Titan: *maniacally running down hill* "TITAN SMASH! TITAAAAANN SMASHHHHH!" Hunter: "..." *disappears* Warlock: "Seriously? Hunter, why do we even bring that guy...? Hunter? HUN--" Hunter: *reappears* "Just kidding. I'm here. We should see how he does." Warlock: "Hmm...interesting." Titan: *Fist of Havoc* <bodies go flying> Hunter and Warlock: "Not bad..." <More enemies appear> Titan: "PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH!... *!* *Guardian Down* Hunter: *disappears* "Well, I guess I'll get the Titan. Want to send one of those Nova Bombs down in case I get spotted?" Warlock: "Nah, I have to be tactical. I'm using my Sunsinger class to revive myself, so I have to save my super." Hunter: "..." Almost every time.
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Why did the titan's eye hurt? Cause he couldn't blink. GG next thread.
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Hunters and warlocks are dicks. Titans stay humble. I'm a warlock but my hunter made it to 32 first but every time there is a situation in a game where people argue over who's better class wise I tell them to stop. We all have abilities that contribute to the team. No more shall one class be put down. I am part of the alliance of Titans, warlocks, and hunters. You should be to. Because at the end of the day we really just dislike the people who cheese. Kappa
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So, I'm a titan, a striker, I have a confession, it's pretty much my favorite thing in the world to put my fist of havoc right down in a defenders bubble, next is shoulder charging EVERYONE then fist of havoc all over golden guns, arc blades and radiance's('s's?) Never liked books, they smell like weaklocks, I MEANT WARLOCKS, REALLY!
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I love the feeling when my dirty butt cloth wipes on the faces of the Hunters and Warlocks I am Tbagging.
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We have just as much armor as you. The difference is, we can move in ours. Ever see the dark knight? It's basically the same concept. Even batman decided to be a freaking hunter over a titan.
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HAAAAAAA. You get all North Korea when you are hungry.......... ........what if that was my purpose. ~__~
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That's awesome
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"Butterfly wings" This XD
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Titan smash
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I'm sorry, next time I'm your your fireteam and the darkness is going to eat you like brunch, I'll sit here nice and cozy with my radiance. I don't need scrub charge aka crucible cheese, I use my warlock knowledge to outsmart you. Knowing is half the battle. Have fun with your lift, I'll be blink teleporting like a ninja. ^_^
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I'd rather look like Space Assassin's Creed than run around wearing mother's drapes and butt cloths >.>
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Lol #titanmasterclass (just cuz it my main c; )
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Rather have a hood than a half-skirt OOOOOOOOOOH
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Dear titan's I understand you like to punch things, wear big armour, smash the ground and love to pick on the little guys. however, with out my dashing cloak, invisibility and rifle inhand, you'd understand there's more to life then dragging your knuckles and staring at the ground. Everynow and again I let you die so you can see what your missing and maybe 'partly' for fun, but you blame it on something called 'lag' this is unknown to me, I hope you really learn to stop bullying yourself around. Sincerely, The scope glare in the distance.
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Weird how many warlocks and hunters got upset about this :/ thought it was funny as hell [spoiler]if u don't like the titan bubble don't get in it [/spoiler]
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Edited by ZombieFighter342: 1/3/2015 11:23:42 AMTrue, im starting to think warlock class was meant for the noobz, i know there are so good warlock are there but everytime i get in the crucible a warlock with shotgun destroys our team with his shotgun meele, even if we kill him he self res -_- i prefer titan and hunter #TitanMasterRace #HunterMasterRace
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made me laugh several times, awesome thread
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Also as a Fellow Titan I want to apologize for all the times I shoulder charged you and then screamed " Damn, you got knocked the -blam!- out!"
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thank you...great read :)
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Ikora is the head of the table. She has the view of the window behind zavala
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Have you ever wondered why most of us hunters wear long capes? It's to give you Titans a place to hide while we back pack you.
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But looking fabulous is just as useful as having armor. Once, a dreg got down onto his knees in front of me and begged me to let him feel my super fabulous cloak.
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Don't need good armor. I'll kill you in iron banner with the very first gear . Get outta here scrub.
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Yes your bubble is quiet annoying, please learn how to let us shoot out from inside then you guys MIGHT be helpful XD
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I have all 3 classes. So I join whatever side I feel is winning in that particular post lol.