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Edited by FreezeTheLegend: 1/11/2015 1:39:59 AM
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How you lost your virginity

So tell me the story in detail! (Not extreme detail) how you lost your V-card! Aka virginity aka broken hymen aka no more blue balls. Edit: guys I get it saying "sex" and trying to be a smartass is so wild,rebellious, and oh so clever but c'mon stfu. Edit: some really interesting ways you guys lost your virginity also some surprisingly young ages when losing it and also just some bull shit stories keep em coming! Edit: anymore super original shrek stories? No? Okay Kool. [spoiler] me 17 her 19 her house her room bada Bing bada boom[/spoiler] [spoiler]on second thought in extreme detail heh[/spoiler]

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  • Edited by Goose Honk: 1/11/2015 12:16:57 PM
    i just got out of shower then went in my room for a while and i got my shirt i went to my closet got my shirt my sister in my room naked [spoiler]parents where not home[/spoiler] abit scary

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      Was real drunk

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      • Well, we were playing an in-car game where you have to call out the word "Padidle" whenever you see a car with a broken headlight or tail light. The last person to shout that word and hit the roof of the car, had to remove a piece of clothing. I won... Against 3 girls. It was a good night. Not a single one knew I was a virgin. I was 16. They were 17-19. I'm a man whore.

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        • Does getting head count?

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          • Literally the most cheesy cliche way...prom night senior year in my moms car haha

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            • So like, I was 14. I was a freshman, and I was saving myseld for marriage. All my whore girlfriends knew this, so they tried and always failed. Now. I meet this 18 year old Black-Dominican girl in front of a different high school, downtown T-Town, Arizona. I took that route every day to get to my moms work from school. She took my phone amd put her number in it. I texted her every once in a while, and I saw her once again a couple weeks later. The third time I saw her, I spent about 3 hours downtown with her and her friends. Her friends left and she needed a charger. I told her to charge it on her laptop, and we went to a café. We just sat, and I started to read my book for a report in freshman English. We got super close to each other. And as I hugged this girl, she turned and told me nothing was going to happen. I told her, "I know, im not trying to do anything". I just sat there holding her and reading. Then she put her head to my chest. And I leaned in. We kissed. She loved it. She started kissing me. Told me I should stop because shes getting wet. I didnt stop. I kissed her more. She uh. Well yeah. Got wet. And she stuck her hands in my pants. Loved what she felt, and jerked me. This was before I started shaving, so I look back and laugh. Anyways, shes ready to bone. And we go behind this purple building downtown, and I bent her over while she was naked, and after I unzipped my pants, I told her to put on the condom, she did, and then I did her doggystyle flr 10 minutes. I then got bored of that position, and flipped her over, propped her on the little metal table, and did her right there. I was late for a martial arts class, so I finished after another 15-20 minutes of that position. She then came by and watched me in my class. And thats how I lost my virginity.

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              • This girl was really hot so we started dating then had sum shex @ my place. It was pretty gud so we kept doin it and got married 4 years l8r

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                • I was 18, she was 28. Looking back on it, I realize how I topped the dumbarse charts (social anxiety + desperation = immense levels of stupidity). So glad she was on birth control. To be fair, the sex was good for the four months it lasted. Finally realized that there's a huge difference between being with someone for love and being with someone so you won't be lonely. On the upside, now I'm with a woman that I can honestly say I want to spend the rest of my life with. Not to mention the sex is ten times better. Mmmm, that chocolate putty...

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                • > 17 > be black guy named Desean > meet cute white girl named Sarah with a nice booty > she says she is 18 > you start to be friends and hang out, eventually she comes over more > you fûck her at 12am on your bed for two hours (thank you years of porn for the help) > family doesn/t care if you bring girls over (ayeee adopted life) > two weeks later, you find out that you were fûcking your brother in law's, best friend's niece. > she was only 16. She lied to get the D. > family laughs at you because you got played.

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                    I was 16 she was 18.

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                    • 16, "girl next door" type of story. Group of friends hanging out after school, until only us two, every week. Eventually, things escalated from there. Now we iz marriagedz with kidz and all that jazz 14 years later!

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                      • Me 17 her 19 truth or dare my friend dared her to give me a bj after that it was on his couch all night. On a side note his couch was in his bedroom where he was bangin his girlfriend. We high fived at one point.

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                        • Back in 11th grade I got invited to spend Valentine's Day at my gfs house in Atlanta. We both attended a boarding school in Tennessee, so I was looking forward to getting out for 48 hours. Of course I fully intended to get laid before I got back; I would have been crazy not to. Anyway my gfs mom watched us like a hawk the entire time, but I was patient; she had to fall sleep eventually. My gf texted me around 2-3 in the morning telling me to come to her room. Problem was, I was sleeping in the guest bedroom right next to her moms bedroom, and my gfs room was on the opposite side of the house. Fortunately I have experience sneaking around old colonial style houses, so I just took my time tip toeing and opening the door. Her mom snored like a chainsaw, so I had an early warning in case she woke up. Then the door squeaked and I heard the snoring stop. I must have stood there frozen in place holding my breath for ten minutes. When I was sure she was still asleep, I finished going through the door and was home free. Honestly I have no idea how much time passed in my girls room. I think it was somewhere between 15-45 minutes. In hindsight I could have gone longer, but by the end I was so paranoid about getting caught I started hearing things. My quest completed, I snuck back across the house. My journey back was flawlessly executed, and I slept like a baby that night.

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                          • I was camping/drinking with a few female friends and playing t or d. One of said friends stole my underwear in an attempt to lure me into her tent which almost worked, seeing as i was intoxicated. (we eventually did it in the future) The only reason we didnt go further was my other friends pulling a major charlie bravo. At some point in the game of truth or dare i dared my friend to, plain and simple, have sex with me. She said okay, and we continued on with the game. When we all went to out tents we changed the sleeping arrangements, and me and the dared girl shared a tent. After a few minutes of laying there i mentioned to her she hadnt done her dare yet. She said ok and got on top of me. You can use your imagination from there.

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                            • In a corn field, buzzed, in the back of her truck. But I don't really count that one. The next girlfriend we dated longer so I was 16 and she was 15. We talked about it and did little extra stuff for about 6 months. Then one night I was out with my friends and she was babysitting for one of our coworkers (we both bagged groceries at the local supermarket). She was saying she wanted to see me and I was close. A buddy dropped me off at the house. We were talking for a bit and she made the first move. I was a little nervous because there was two little kids sleeping in the next room over. But got down to business on the living room floor and BAM! I remember walking home thinking that's why better sobber. When I went in to work the next day, the coworker asked me "How was YOUR night" with a smile. I guess the girlfriend and the coworker set it up. Felt a little weird that they planned it together but still really cool.

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                              • • Broke up with girlfriend. • We still talked. • She got a boyfriend. • She broke up with boyfriend. • We still talked. • Friend invited me over. • Friend doesn't know that her and I are no longer together. • It's him, his girlfriend, and my ex there. • Friend and his girlfriend go into other room and -blam!-. • Ex and I look at each other. • [i]Why not?[/i] • We -blam!-ed. Freshman Year.

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                                • Edited by IAMZLATAN: 1/5/2015 12:18:37 AM
                                  Both 16, in my sisters bed EDIT to confirm the events of that fateful night: My sister wasn't there. There was only my gf and I in my sister's bed. My gf was not my sister. My gf currently is not my sister. I don't ever intend to gf my sister. [spoiler]bastards[/spoiler]

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                                  • > I was only nine years old >I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise >I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given >"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a -blam!- > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek >I called him a -blam!- > He slaps me and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go into my bed and it is very cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me > I fell something touch me > It's Shrek > I am so happy > he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp" > He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Shrek > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now" > Shrek leaves through my window Shrek is love, Shrek is life

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                                      Well I was playing some basketball after school. Some girls came down to watch. I went up to the prettiest one of them and talked. We became pretty good friends. And eventually friends with benefits. The first time was over quickly, and wasn't really anything special. But the later times were MUCH better. A month later I asked her out and she said no. Turns out she had a boyfriend. But for some reason she never told me. The next day I heard that he wanted to fight me and was causing trouble in the neighbourhood looking for me. So I got in a fight with him and broke his arm. I got called a psychopath at school for that and everyone but my closest friends who witnessed the fight started to believe the nasty rumours spread about me. But that's not all. my mom found out and my mom got scared And said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo homes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

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                                        A Burning Memory -- - old

                                        Well my friend....it all started with a simple bowl of Cheerios....

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                                        • Any girls out there that want to write my story?

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                                          • Brought a girl to my house, took her to my bed and just "Netflix." She whispered in my ear I want you to -blam!- me. I grabbed her by the hand put her up against the wall, took her pants off and -blam!-ed her viciously. We -blam!-ed so many times after that too, and she said there was no way I was a virgin. So...? I guess I have an innate skill to -blam!-?

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                                            • I was 15 and she was 14, met her at a funeral. No we didn't do it at the funeral. Although she was young she was very mature if you know what I mean. Long story short, She came over 2 weeks later with no underwear on. The rest was history

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                                            • Lost it when I was 15. Had been dating a girl for about 2 years at that time.

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                                            • *squish squish squish*

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                                            • Still have mine :D I believe you should wait until marriage.

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