Actually your right I guess satire does require a form of critique. Which my post lacked.

Take away the satire tag and I'm a moron that doesn't know "jellyhorn" is another name for the gjallahorn.... It was a joke. Even if it wasn't a good one it was still a joke, not serious. I could definitely be wrong cause I'm wrong very often, but I'm pretty sure that's what it takes to define something as satire.