greetings traveller.
-
Foos Ro Gay.
-
*equips amulet of Mara* Marry me bitch.
-
>Be me >Level 51 >Decides to start using magic >my magic is really weak >has magic in hand while running through town >Random NPC ask me to a magic dual >I say no >He won't take no for an answer >I used up all my health potions during fight because my magic.l is so weak Moral of the story:[spoiler]NPC's are dangerous and will always try to tickle your butt while you're asleep. [/spoiler]
-
Did you used to be a adventurer? Have you taken any crippling arrows to the knee?
-
Edited by Ghost of Reach: 1/8/2015 2:13:56 PM*pickpockets NPC* [b]11,000 Gold added[/b] *Walks away*
-
Which npc?
-
Is it your first time ?
-
*searches pocket* *finds gold* *takes*
-
Why do you and your NPC friends try to kill me if I kill a chicken?
-
Edited by Ben Dover: 12/30/2014 3:32:40 PMGo fiddling with any cocks around here and we're going to have a really [i]big[/i] party.
-
Are you the courier that somehow finds me on top of a mountain trail?
-
Heard any rumors lately?
-
Did you take an arrow to the knee by chance?
-
I'm with the Thieves Guild. How bout you look the other way?
-
How's your knee doing?
-
*psst* Hey, do you know who I am?
-
Did you used to be an adventurer like me?
-
*Puts on amulet of mara* Well hello there. ;)
-
Well met, kinsman.
-
[i] [/i]
-
Did someone steal you sweet roll ?
-
My poison is Ricin.
-
>>Rumors *click* >Markarth >Dragonborn >Greybeards
-
Why do you freak the #€)) out when I pick up your bowl!!! I don't want it its crap!!!
-
WHY DO YOU SUCK SO MUCH AT NAVIGATION DUNGEONS YOU TARD?!? IT PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU DIE OR GET LOST AND I HAVE TO CARRY ALL MY SHIT MYSELF!
-
Who shot you in the knee?