On a lonely Thursday night, do you drink apple juice with your left hand and jack off with your right hand or do you drink apple juice with you right hand and jack off with your left hand. (I personally don't like apple juice, but I figured you'd be the type of guy that would prefer it on Thursday nights).
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I had you mother jack me off while I drank Apple juice with my left and grape juice with my right. And Thursday didn't work for her so she suggested Saturday.
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