Ok so
I usually dream in phases
That means my dreams shift
Anyways
So I'm there in the courtyard of a dojo or something
It was beautiful and there were people all around
Morgan Freeman was sitting next to me
This guy had the strongest presence ever man
I could feel his radiance
Morgan Freeman was the head mojo of the dojo
Then Deej walks around the corner
There was this black janitor guy just mopping or some shit
And I'm just sitting there thinking about how pretty the clouds were
Anyways
So Deej walks up to the black janitor and starts some shit
I'm like "Deej, you can't do that shit"
The black janitor looks at the ground as Deej finishes berating him and walks away
The black janitor then quips some smart ass remark as Deej is walking away
Deej stops in his tracks
The crowd is dead silent at this point
Morgan Freeman is just calmly watching this shit
In the silence I say "Ooooo you better watch yourself before he mutes you"
Then I get a vision of me driving in a white van chanting but that's not important
Now the whole crowd is chanting
"Mute him, Deej! Mute him, Deej! Mute him, Deej!"
Deej turns around
This dude was seriously -blam!-ing scary
He stood up straight the whole time with his arms at his sides
And his face was completely expressionless
He was a straight up mother-blam!-er man!
He starts walking towards the black janitor and shit is getting intense
He says some shit like "Stop it or you're banned"
The black janitor says "Ok ok"
And Deej says "K you chill" and walks away
Morgan Freeman turns to me and says
">bans him anyways"
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I had a dreamcast