I bought this damn game then shelled out an extra $35 for the expansion pass that means I'm entitled to a few things:
- One of each Exotic (fully upgraded of course)
- All current and new Exotics will be buffed/nerfed at my discretion
- Any new Exotic I obtain will be maxed out and contain a letter of thanks from Bungie as well as an apology for the time I waited to receive said Exotic
- A dedicated server provided by Bungie just for my gameplay and also Bungie will negotiate the same with XBL and PSN so I will never have server issues
- My weapons will one shot any player in the Crucible and all PvE enemies as well
- The first born mother of each of Bungie's staff members will cater to my will on the second Tuesday of each week
- The gross sales will be transferred to me on the 32nd of February each year except on the third equinox of the fourth solstice followed by the Eclipse of Venus in its 10th phase
If I don't get all these things I'm entitled to I will have no choice but to continue to play Destiny and post useless complaints on the forums to prove how childishly I can be