Santa
Satan
Coincidence?
I think [i]not[/i].
Wake up people
Santa wears red.
RED LIKE THE FIREY PITS OF HELL
What's under the hat, Santa?
What are you hiding?
DEVIL HORNS, MAYBE?
Ho Ho Ho
3 words, 6 letters
3 6's?
Wake the -blam!- up people, that's 666!
Christmas is confirmed to be the devil's work.
Yes, I see all of you out there, with your haul of presents from Satan...
Better start repenting before it's too late.
Discuss.
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SANTA, GIVE ME AN ATHEIST THIS YEAR PLEASE
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SANTA=666ILLUMINATIOBAMA420 WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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Never thought of this before.
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If anything santa was derived from Saturn, the god that was celebrated in the festival that christians ripped off of pagans. Where they would pick someone to bath in th3 most unholy of pleasure for a week and then brutally sacrifice them to expell all evil from the people.
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More believable than jesus
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Edited by Ushan: 12/27/2014 3:31:10 PMAlso, he enter's through the hottest part of the house, in full North Pole climate attire. Where'd you get that tolerance for heat, you mother-blam!-er?!
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December 25th is actually not Jesus' birthday, and Santa Claus ( Satans claws) and all the lights (Christmas tree lights, light decorations) are actually worshipping the Pagan sun god.
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