"We are missing a Falange"
"Does anyone know how to fly this thing"
"Hey watch this"
"If anyone finds a bolt...it's from the drink cart...that's it the drink cart..."
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If you'll look to your right, you'll see jimmie Savile and the pope hanging onto the right wing. Would the passengers in C-2 and C-3 please move, Nigel Farage wants to lie on his side. Our departure location has been changed from South Korea, to North Korea, due to a very convincing pistol pointed at my head. We apologise for any inconvenience.