So, today I taught my girlfriend how to play Magic. We had played four games earlier today and I had to trot off to work for a few hours and when I had come back she had built a blue deck on her own using my spare cards. I had a prototype enchantment mill deck that I was working on and she took it and made it functional and it destroyed,my sliver, my elf, and my standard control deck. So, pretty much she wrecked me with my own cards and now I'm sad.
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I feel bad for you.